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[Caption: Found at the Shoshone Ice Caves.]

We’re a creative agency that creates branded entertainment and helps companies launch products.
You can read more about this here, but in short it’s not an ad, sponsorship, or product placement, but entertainment built around your brand.
We have no idea.
This isn’t a dodge, but we can’t give an accurate answer without knowing a lot of other things. We’re happy to chat for free and will always give a clear bid before we start work.
In general we charge more than most of the lone wolves on Upwork, but less than large agencies.
Maybe! We love attention and praise, but we also value our clients’ privacy. If it’s okay with them, it’s okay with us.
If there’s something particular you’d like to see, just ask.
Most of the branded entertainment and launches we work on involve social media, but we aren’t the people who should run it day-to-day.
We’re happy to guide your messaging and brand voice in any arena, but in terms of content calendars, social listening, and asking ChatGPT to rip off stock photographers, you can find cheaper options.
No, get nerds to do that.
We’ve found that when it comes to this sort of work, statisticians will beat creatives every time.
We’re happy to set the tone and make or steer the creative. The data people should take it from there.

Great question! Many come from India and China, but they can also come from any other country, including your own.
You will only be free to discover this once you accept there is no inherent significance.
Meaning doesn’t spring fully formed from the head of Zeus. You must create your own. The extent to which you are able to do this will define the sense of purpose you feel (or don’t) in your own existence. Good luck!
Ugh, why are people even interested in this?
Whatever all of this is, it already is, and whatever you think it is won’t change much about what it really is.
What if we’re all just part of a golden doodle’s dream, the passing of cosmic gas, or an essay by Descartes? Why would any of those things be more or less valid that sitting on a rock that launched from an explosion into a vast and empty universe?
Whatever we’re experiencing, we don’t have much of a choice except to try and make the most of it.
Your paranoid thoughts were right all along. Your partner has hidden them.
No.